Monday, 6 September 2010

Pity the Nation....

Pity the nation that is full of beliefs and empty of religion.

Pity the nation that wears a cloth it does not weave,
eats a bread it does not harvest,
and drinks a wine that flows not from its own wine-press.

Pity the nation that acclaims the bully as hero,
and that deems the glittering conqueror bountiful.

Pity a nation that despises a passion in its dream,
yet submits in its awakening.

Pity the nation that raises not its voice
save when it walks in a funeral,
boasts not except among its ruins,
and will rebel not save when its neck is laid
between the sword and the block.

Pity the nation whose statesman is a fox,
whose philosopher is a juggler,
and whose art is the art of patching and mimicking.

Pity the nation that welcomes its new ruler with trumpeting,
and farewells him with hooting,
only to welcome another with trumpeting again.

Pity the nation whose sages are dumb with years
and whose strong men are yet in the cradle.

Pity the nation divided into into fragments,
each fragment deeming itself a nation.

(Khalil Gibran)

 

Urdu Translation:

PityonNation

Saturday, 5 June 2010

Stupidity of Staggering Proportion…

…..and the independent arbitrator (read PCB) has lifted the ban on Shoaib Malik and Younas Khan. Fine on Shahid Afridi (for his apple pie adventure) has been overturned and those on Akmal brothers has been halved. This can only happen in country like Pakistan, where the cricket is governed by selected few rather than the elected, where personal likings and disliking are the basis of selection criteria rather than on field performance, where players take oath not to play under a certain captain and even deliberately underperforming.

Just for a moment imagine, a group of Pakistani players, allegedly gathering at Inzi’s home where an oath is administered that players will not play under Younas Khan. How preposterous it may sounds, but such culture is only tolerated in our beloved land and only we have the guts to accept such non-professional behavior with big smile on face and no regret.

As a frustrated cricket fan, I do not understand the logic behind the imposition and subsequent reversal of bans and fines on the players of national team. After a disastrous tour of Australia where they were humbled (read humiliated) by the hosts, an inquiry commission was setup to investigate the causes of failure(under performance). The leaked video of the inquiry has shown the ugly picture that our cricketing heroes portrays. It was unbelievable to digest that those cricketer can sink to such lows that they will deliberately under perform only to undermine the authority of the captain, where is the national proud, where is respect for the green shirt that they wear? If Shoaib Malik is/was the one who refused to play under Yousaf and was the culprit to disturb the dressing room environment, why he was not sent back home at first available flight and worst of all, when MoYo aired his concern about him after the tour, the PCB gave Shoaib the reins of national team for the T20 internationals against England in UAE.

Remember, there was a big bulky, hard hitting free flowing all rounder nick named Roy from Australia, who was shown the door by the Cricket Australia after he was unable to mend his off field behavior. I highly doubt that there is a good all rounder as Roy in the recent past but when it came to discipline, no one was above the game. Absurdly, its in country like ours where we proudly select players like Rawalpindi (un)Express, Mohammad Asif and Shoaib Malik even after there repeated misadventures, and perhaps this is the reason that new comer Umar Akmal threaten to withdraw from test squad with false injury and stood by his brother Kamran after the later pathetic display of glove work at Sydney Test and Mohammad Aamir’s altercation with senior Umar Gul can be counted in the same as well.

It will be delusion to ignore their off field behavior and measure there performance only on the number of matches they win as they are idealized by millions of young fans and if they continued to to behave like bunch of immature teen age school boys (I got the feeling that even those teen agers will behave more sensibly) then as Republicans will put it “God bless our Cricket.”

Sunday, 9 May 2010

A Day in the Life of a Graduate

6:30 Wakeup and lie awake in Bed.
6:31 Realize you spent $18 on last night's dinner, means no eating out for the next 6 weeks
6:32 Hit snooze button. Go back to sleep.
7:00 Wake up suddenly with heart in mouth when you realize you didn't hit the snooze button--you turned it off.
7:44 Wake up with heart in mouth again.
7:45 Ready to go to school, will shave tomorrow.
8:04 Pass by Advisor's office, chat with Secretary to find out if he is coming in today. He is, darn.
Need to start work on the draft due this afternoon.
8:10 Read electronic mail, online news and check Facebook.
8:45 For jumpstart: go to Pepsi machine.
8:50 Kick Pepsi machine; promise yourself to call up the company and ask for your money back.
Wonder why they would believe you.
9:40 Chat with the office colleagues to know how far they are going in their respective projects.
Pleased to hear that none is progressing.
10:10 Feel sleepy, should not have stayed late playing online games.
10:30 Momentary panic attack!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:58 Drop in at advisor's office and borrow something you dont need and kinda make him aware you are working hard on your project.
11:28 Start typing junk at a very high key-in rate to pretend you are working hard as your advisor passes by
from outside.
11:34 Press the BackSpace key for one and a half minute until all the garbage you typed in is erased.
Realize that you can type more than 256 characters per half minute.
11:50 Print some slides for afternoon's draft + presentation.
11:53 Print them again, you forgot to change the date from last presentation.
12:15 Lunch time approaching, cant start work now.
13:45 Group Meeting with advisor
14:30 Advisor hands you the reddened copy of your draft for corrections.
14:30:01 The 49 second urge to murder advisor begins!!
14:30:51 Realize that he controls your assistantship/ grade/graduation possibility/graduation date/all job
opportunities/and the rest of your life.
14:30:52 Thank him.
14:30:52 Thank yourself for not saying something stupid to your advisor.
14:45 Resist the urge to check Facebook,…… ok, decides to check only some updates.
Wow, there are 13 notifications, Errr,,,, all of them related to some friend tagging you in a weird picture to raise awareness about a holy cause.
15:10 worry about never graduating time to write a letter--NOT! no time for that. rearrange desk, call up bank; see if you have any money fear of losing aid next Fall.
15:30 Read latex manuals to figure out how to put &$%&% in %$^% format.
16:00 Standing in kitchen, sipping coffee, looking outside window and day dreaming about future plans.
17:00 Notice Advisor leave
17:01 Sudden sense of freedom
17:10 Decides to go home for quick dinner and come back later for work.
21:00 Come back to office
21:01 The hard working grad student you are, you have to come to the office late at night to "get the work done"
21:10 Check email and facebook. Decide it would be a good time to attack those ftp sites since network wont be loaded Run into "since network wont be loaded" traffic
and get the pictures into your machine.
Compress all unwanted research/class directories.
to make space.Back up all your pictures.
22:00 Admire pictures.
22:10 Begin work, realized you need a research paper not accessible from your desk PC, library will be close by now, sudden feeling of a wasted day.
22:20 Decides to play some online games to cheer up the mood.
23:40 Play games after games to improve your score.
00:30 Realized you are just two notches away from your friend on the leaderboard.
01:15 Play until you go pass your friend.
Sudden sense of achievement. Feeling that the days is not wasted.
01:30 Decides to go back home.
01:45 Noticed your foreigner apartment fellow talking to his girlfriend on skype. Lament him for talking so late, urself for not having one.
2:01 Decides to go to sleep
2:06 Forget about getting up early, Turn the phone alarm off and go to sleep.

(Adopted with some minor modifications)

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

Frog Phenomenon

Over the weekend, I have the pleasure of watching "Inconvenient Truth" - a documentary by former US vice president Al Gore regarding Global Warming. The documentary was absorbing, informative and thought provoking. To illustrate human's passiveness and lack of action for the cause of Global Warming, there was a nice analogy presented called Frog Phenomenon.

If you take a frog and put it in a pot of hot boiling water, the frog will try to jump out of water, but on the other hand, if you put the frog in moderately warm water and heat it gradually, the frog will remain there and there will be no visible resistance or efforts from frog to go out even when the water starts boiling and the frog will become unconscious and eventually dead.

There were initially threats from US government that they will carry strategic strikes on Pakistani soil, then there were a couple of such strikes, then the frequency increased and now we just skimp through the news which even does not get space on front page of newspaper.